We are leaving for Bali in about an hour. My wife’s parents are housesitting. Also our cats.
I hear there are a lot of monkeys on Bali, so I figure if I start missing the cats I’ll make friends with a monkey and teach it to scratch all my things and scratch the door and beg and leave hair on everything.
Actually, I hear the monkeys on Bali steal your glasses right off your face, and you can’t do anything to them because they’re sacred.
Gamma has already asked what the drinking age is in Bali (18, not strictly enforced, don’t leave your drink unattended in a club, thanks Internet).
Gamma has also informed us she will not be snorkeling, which is something I on the other hand am looking forward to.
Here I am, your special island
Come to me, come to me