The Kiss

    Father: [Parks car in front of high school] Okay, have a good time on your overnight field trip.

    Daughter: Thanks.

    Father: Can I have a goodbye kiss?

    Daughter: [Looks around at kids walking past] No way. [Kisses hand, pats father's cheek]

    Father: What, that’s all? Give me a kiss on this cheek here or I’ll put you in a headlock and give you a kiss if I have to chase you around the car to do it.

    Daughter: [Prepares to get out of car, kisses palm again and pats father's cheek again]

    Father: [Puts daughter in headlock, kisses top of her head] There, I warned you. You had your chance.

    Daughter: [Smiling] I didn’t realize you were serious.

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