You forgot “Those shoes are ridiculous… how do you walk?”
Oh, wait. That was *my* opinion on women’s fashion. I went into a shoe store yesterday, finally admitting that the sneakers I’ve had for three years have large holes in them, and I could not find a pair of women’s shoes in the place that did not fit the description of “ugly, impractical high-heeled sandals”. So my old sneakers and I will be spending some more time together and hoping it doesn’t rain much.
You forgot “Those shoes are ridiculous… how do you walk?”
Oh, wait. That was *my* opinion on women’s fashion. I went into a shoe store yesterday, finally admitting that the sneakers I’ve had for three years have large holes in them, and I could not find a pair of women’s shoes in the place that did not fit the description of “ugly, impractical high-heeled sandals”. So my old sneakers and I will be spending some more time together and hoping it doesn’t rain much.
does it make me look three months pregnant?
it totally doesn’t!