Main Entry: ap.o.ca.plec.tic
- Pronunciation: “a-po-ka-‘plek-tik
Function: adjective
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French apoplectique, from Late Latin apoplecticus, from Greek apoplEktikos, from apoplEssein, from English apocalypse
Date: 2002
1 : state of extreme agitation over the end of the world
– ap.o.ca.plec.ti.cal.ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb
Example: “George became quite apocaplectic when he discovered that the genetically-altered virus targeted his genome.”
[Originally posted at Feral Living, which is now sort of broken.]
Several people suggested other neologisms in the comments to the original posts. Here are a few:
- Apocahontas: last of the Mohicans because of the end of the world? (Joeri)
- Apocatalyst: Cats working together to expedite the end of the world. (D)
- Apocalogy: Sorry about causing the end of the world. (me)
- Apocraphilia – getting off on the end of the world
Apocaphagia – being eaten by fear of the end of the world
Aposcatology – the end of the world is shite (Jessica) - Apocalypso: jaunty music played at the end of the world.
Apocostrophe: contracted end of the world
Kapokalypse: end of the world due to buoyant fibers. (me) - Apocanorexia: eating disorder because of the end of the world
Apocagnostic: someone who doesn’t believe in the end of the world (Joeri) - Apocapitalist: Someone making huge profits selling the end of the world.
Apocalyptus: Australian tree that wil only grow when the end is near. (no3) - Apocatatonic: stupor caused by the end of the world
Apocatalonia: the end of the world in Spain
Apocarbureta: getting more mileage out of the end of the world. (D) - Apocappella: Announcing the End by voice only
Apocalista: The End caused by Ally mc Beal
Apocalifragilisticexpialidocious: The End according to Walt Disney
Apocamasutra: fuck the End
Apocastration: an Ending without balls (Polski) - Apocarnival: circus at the end of the world.
Apocapital: center of the end of the world.
Apocatatonic: drink in the bar at the end of the world that makes you go numb (Joeri) - Apocatalog: products available for the end of the world, may take six to eight weeks to deliver. (D)
- Apocaleocious: when African lions roam the forests of Arkansas. (Jessica)
- Apocalaxis of Evil: Austria – Belgium – USA (Joeri)
- FRITTATAPOCALYPSE: the theme is post-nuclear disaster, eschatology, destruction, the end of the world. D
apocatheosis: the perfect example of the end of the world
apocauld lang syne: the good old end of the world
apocalleric reaction: having to sneeze when thinking about the end of the world
apoptosis – the disintegration of cells into membrane-bound particles that are then eliminated by phagocytosis or by shedding.
thank you. i’ve been waiting for an opportunity to drop that one into a conversation.
Apocaphuckit: the utter ennui that sometimes passes for relief from it all, these days.
boom shakalakapocaleptic!
Things are getting apocalicious over at metamorphosism.
Boom shakalakapocalectic: trying to work up fervor over the end of the world.
Alternately: the reaction to being told something good at the end of the world.
Hey! No html? ‘Doh!
there waaaas a ling to the song Tell Me Something Good, which when performed live should include a chorus of “boom shakalakalaka boom,” or you just aren’t doing it right.
You left out the one I mailed to you…
Apocalithp: A dyslexic boy with a speech impediment foretells the end of the
world as we know it.
Pockalypse: end of the world caused by disfiguring disease
Amockalypse: Y2K
Apockellipse: earth’s orbit shifts
Achocolypse: cacao harvest fails
Aproxylypse: end of the world, delegated
Aproxilypse: the next end of the world
Approxilypse: more or less the end of the world
Iraquilypse: life under Saddam
Alpacalypse: trendy pets multiply disastrously
Apickalypse: us or them?
Apicklelypse: water, water everywhere…
Apackalypse: worlds end simultaneously
Sockalypse: escaping via the dryer, they assemble in secret…
Apocalyst: to tell us what to think about it all
Abastalypse: I’ll stop now
Apocaplectrum: A small thin piece of metal, plastic, bone, or similar material used to pluck the superstrings of the universe.
Aprocalypse – Almost the end of the world, (although credit goes to either Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman) (See “Good Omens”)