As long as you’re explaining these things to your kids, it wouldn’t do any harm also to mention that the parents of well-behaved, respectful kids are far less likely to be overwhelmed by demons.
It worked for me, anyway. My son spent his entire childhood avoiding being made into soup, and he’s a nice kid to this day.
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Children who brush their own teeth and sleep in their own bed all night long are especially safe, I hear.
One more whale story. When I was…. you know, I never know how old I was in these childhood stories – my brain just doesn’t work that way. I was under 10 I think. Anyway, I lived in Manhattan, Kansas, and my father and I were out on some shopping eran…
As long as you’re explaining these things to your kids, it wouldn’t do any harm also to mention that the parents of well-behaved, respectful kids are far less likely to be overwhelmed by demons.
It worked for me, anyway. My son spent his entire childhood avoiding being made into soup, and he’s a nice kid to this day.
Children who brush their own teeth and sleep in their own bed all night long are especially safe, I hear.
Another whale story and some random links…
One more whale story. When I was…. you know, I never know how old I was in these childhood stories – my brain just doesn’t work that way. I was under 10 I think. Anyway, I lived in Manhattan, Kansas, and my father and I were out on some shopping eran…