- Between one and three days following the highest spring tide, the grunion lays its eggs in the sand at the high-tide mark on Southern Californian beaches.
- The grunion does this at night.
- Because it does this at night, no one has ever really seen a grunion, so this is all conjecture.
- Nevertheless, there the grunion eggs are in the morning, two to three inches below the surface of the sand. So somebody must put them there, why not a grunion?
- It’s the simplest explanation for the phenomenon.
- Sometimes the grunion comes home at the end of a hard day at the end of a hard week to find that a pipe is leaking in the cellar, and its father-in-law is down there calmly mopping stuff up while its wife and mother-in-law are in the kitchen drinking wine and getting upset about the plumbing emergency.
- For grunions, if no one gets upset, it’s only half the party.
- Grunion plumbing always springs a leak on the weekend, when plumbers charge between time and a half and double time.
- Grunions like snow, a lot, but it’s March already. Enough is enough.
- Grunions live for the weekend, although a grunion weekend lasts only like about a few hours.
- The average length of a grunion is somewhere between five and six inches.
Little-known facts about the grunion
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1. The fish news leaves me feeling both sad and amused. I confess to a guilty pleasure in the fish news. Like I should not enjoy it because it is sad and painful, but at the same time…
2. My renter emailed me yesterday to tell me of a plumbing “emergency” at my house. Am I a grunion?
3. It is snowing in the Ennstal this morning. But the snow has gone very ugly in the last week or so, so the new snow is a cosmetic improvement.
These fish facts are quite good. Have you considered submitting them to McSweeney’s?
Nothing is scarier than a grunion with a plumber’s wrench…
And going to the beach to watch the grunnion run after a movie date can often end up with other types of activity.
Ten thousand hurrahs for this tangent into ichthyology, although if it were me I’d keep it to once a week, just to make a good thing last.
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It’s Lent. Nothing but fish all month long.