We went crosscountry skiing with friends, locally. Afterwards we took long naps. We failed to finish a game of Trivial Pursuit, as usual, due to arguing. We cleaned house. I learned that, when cleaning a kitchen, it is necessary to take it apart first. And that cabinet handles are cleaned with different cleanser than the cabinets themselves.
When I was a boy, a friend got a job cleaning cars. “Not cleaning them,” he said. “Detailing them.” He detailed cars, which I gathered meant he cleaned them super well. So I detailed the kitchen, which I understand is something my wife or the cleaning lady have done on a weekly basis.
CSI came over afterwards, with their black lights and sprays and they said, when they finished, “This kitchen is clean, man.”