Someone here at work has started their new year off on the wrong foot with a dose of bad karma by stealing the space heater I use because space is so cold. Also my window is not well-insulated and it’s drafty here. Also my radiator is anemic.

A little investigation has revealed found the culprit: one of the hot secretaries here. I am told her legs had been getting cold. So, now, the moral dilemma: let her keep the heater and I risk kidney infection and eventually dialysis three times a week, or reclaim my heater and maybe she starts wearing trousers or long skirts instead of miniskirts?

Must meditate on this.