- To lose weight, reduce the amount you eat and drink.
- To stop smoking, stop smoking.
- Don’t buy a Fiat.
- To improve your kids’ performance in school, reduce their stimulation. Lose your TV, for example, and sugar.
- If you want to write, write.
- If you’re not sure about something, ask someone who knows what they’re talking about, but still make up your own mind.
- Be good, but remember anything can be overdone. God loves you because you’re you.
- Seriously, watch the sugar. Especially that corn syrup stuff.
- If you’re unhappy, consider therapy, although it’s okay to be unhappy. Maybe you have a good reason.
- Have I said don’t buy a Fiat yet?
What’s your advice?
-don’t pick at it, you’ll only make it worse
-ask for help if you need it
-turn the pillow over to the cool side and try to imagine your bones falling asleep one by one
at least, those were the three that all came up yesterday. but i think they’re themes.
“A think worth doing is worth doing merely adequately.”
“It’s just not worth worrying about. Really.”
never climb stone monuments when drunk.
don’t buy a porsche, either – they’re ugly.
“Don’t sweat the piss ants.”
and
“Don’t go around half-cocked. It scares me.”
Really don’t buy a Fiat.
I am such a happy person.
Don’t do anything you can’t do on a bicycle!
Don’t count on figuring it all out.
Self-liberate even the antidote. But not the anecdote.
There’s nothing wrong with you, fundamentally. However, you’re just as annoying as the rest of us.
omfg, high fructose corn syrup is evil !!
lol