7: Tell me more about life back on your planet, dad.
45: They hate the color gold there.
7: Why?
45: It’s the color of poison on IDX-E. Like here on Earth, you know, don’t eat any red berries you’re not sure of? There it’s gold.
7: So they don’t get married there?
45: Not usually. And if they do, they wear grey rings.
7: So what color do they like?
45: Grey. They can’t understand why Earthlings think it’s a boring color. They have the most beautiful greys there.
7: Do they have Christmas?
45: Well, as you know, we have three suns on IDX-E. So we have Christmas three times a year. December, January and May.
7: Who brings the presents?
45: Santa.
7: What about Easter?
45: Also three times a year.
7: Who brings the stuff?
45: The Easter Egg brings bunnies and hides them in the yard and the kids go look for them, and it’s a bitch finding them because they keep hopping around.
7: What god do you have?
45: Same god all over, honey.
Your planet sounds like a fascinating place. Can one procure a guest visa?
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