“Are you lonely or horny?”
Normally I just delete my spam immediately, but that subject line… I deleted it immediately too, but I can’t get that subject line out of my mind.
Lonely or horny?
I just can’t decide.
Lonely?
Horny?
I could make a decent case for either one.
choose the one you find easier to resolve, ideally without the use of whatever fabulous spammy product was being offered, and then solve it.
what’s nice is that solving both of those is often a lot of fun.
So…lonely AND horny isn’t an option? Odd.
You’re a lucky man. I could make a decent case for *both*.
It seems that both conditions are solvable, and possibly simultaneously.
er, i thought you were married (i thought it was a condition that eliminated both l and h)
No guarantees, j-a, though sometimes more convenient for the solving of same. Not being cynical, just realistic.
Avoid the spam though. Unless you’re into tinned goods. (kinky…)