You tech-savvy people out there — how can this sort of thing be blocked?

[Read more about it at Krisalis]

Read about my rising glitteracy rate at Raising Hell.

You don’t like it? Then Leave.

No, You Leave.

Gah.

[Via Spasmodic]

Person 1: “Empty out the dishwasher, get the little one dressed *and* clean up after the Greek land tortoise? I’m not going to do all three, you have to do at least one.”

Person 2: “In that case I’ll take the dishwasher.”
Person 1: “Aha! You were on the computer last night! You saw the mess the tortoise made, and you left it for someone else to clean up!”
Person 2: “Well if you know about it, then you obviously saw it first, when it was fresh, yet you left it for the next person to chisel off the parquette floor after it got rock-hard.”
Person 1: [thinking... thinking...]
Person 2: “There’s a reason why all those ancient temples in Greece are still standing, man, the Parthenon and the Acropolis and stuff. I have a good idea what they used for mortar…”
Person 1: “Feh.”

[No reptiles were harmed in the production of this dialogue.]

Oliver was too dignified to ever do this.

And our mellow grey one is just too shy and lazy.

And the evil little red one, he’s far too creative. He likes to break into the neighbor’s pantry, then get stuck there when the wind blows the window shut, and run like hell when they open the door to see who’s meowing and pissing on all their food.

[Via Krisalis]

Is Cafepress offering SARS masks yet?

[Via Lulderij]

Today’s guest-poster is Zero Mostel

Hi, I’m Zero Mostel. Mig can’t come to the, the, the blog right now because he… you remember how he was complaining about a Kafkaesque day last week, well he’s having the same sort of day today only today, today there are also workmen in the next room drilling holes through the walls with large electric construction drills. It’s enough to make him wonder, wonder that when he was telling his kids after the cat died, telling them sure, maybe there’s a heaven but maybe our life here is heaven already and we just don’t notice, make him wonder if you know, if “heaven” wasn’t the exact word he was looking for.