Art

It snowed an inch last night.

We went to an art museum today, modern Austrian art.

One large room featured two artists, a man and a woman. The woman painted portraits of introverted girls, and her paintings seemed as introverted as their subjects. Quiet colors, much negative space. The paintings by the man were louder, with more philosophical/religious/erotic superstructure and a large television set was playing a tape of an interview with him.

The cafe had good sandwiches and decent coffee. We bought some books in the bookshop. One of the books we bought was about the woman and her paintings.

Turtle

There are flak towers in Vienna, left over from WWII. They were built so strongly, with steel-reinforced concrete walls meters thick, that they cannot be demolished and stand now in parks. People have come to ignore them; this makes them invisible, despite their huge size, and many people have forgotten they exist.

Occasionally ideas are put forward for ways to use them. One tower now contains an aquarium and rain forest. The rain forest is in a multistoried greenhouse attached to the front. Inside it, monkeys and birds run about. They chirp and regard you with brief interest if you chirp back.

The aquarium consists of many tanks of various size, salt- and freshwater, over several stories. Sharks swim in one large tank, along with a single sea turtle. At first glance the motionless sea turtle looks dead, stuck into a corner, a jutting piece of rock holding it in place. It would be easy to imagine it miserably bored and psychotically paralyzed.

Then, from the wave-like motion of the skin along its neck, one realizes that the turtle has jammed itself into place in the corner and is letting the tank filter’s water jet give it a good massage.

After several minutes, the turtle slowly swims a lap around the tank before returning to its corner for another massage.

Miguellians announce human cloning success

The Miguellian Organization today announced that its scientists had successfully cloned their leader Miguel. The claim was initially disputed by other researchers, who were finally forced to offer their congratulations when the Organization supplied proof.

“It was a long process,” Miguellian scientists stated to the press. “We have been working on this for many years.” Encouraged by initial success with lower life forms such as halibut and lab rats, their scientists moved on to sheep and, ultimately Miguel.

Miguellian scientists neither confirmed nor denied whether more cloning projects were underway.

2003

Welcome to 2003, the year I stop joking around and

  • Get a book published.

  • Lose ten pounds and stretch more.
  • [Alpha don't read this one] Find a better way to manipulate my wife without her figuring it out.
  • Learn to play cello better.
  • Get serious about rowing.

[And then the little boy fell out of bed and woke up]

Tattoo information

Who can recommend (a) website(s), or book(s) with extensive information on the history of tattoos, including methods, designs, world-wide, including their original functions in societies, etc etc? It’s for background information for a story I’m thinking about writing later on.

I had been considering getting a large one on my back, as well, but with this barnacle action I have going on I don’t think that would be a good idea.

Third Annual Weblog Awards

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