Surprise holiday lunch

Today was a surprise Moslem holiday so I had the day off from work. I was going to surprise Alpha by pretending to go to work, dropping the kids off then returning with flowers but I didn’t feel like putting on my suit on a day off and besides, wouldn’t it suck to come home and catch your wife in bed with the milkman or something? So we went into town and ran some errands. Then we had lunch. I had Bernerwürsteln, Pommes Frites, Senfzwiebeln, Almdudler gespritzt and, for dessert, Zwetschkenknödeln.

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The Funniest Joke in the World

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Funniest joke in the world located here. It would be funnier with a chicken, though.

Is that a Zwetschkenknoedel in your pants or are you having a medical emergency?

Roll your own Zwetschkenknoedel:
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[disclaimer: i have not tested any of these recipes, my mother-in-law makes the Zweschkenkn

Astounding self control

Normally the equation goes 43-year-old man + Laphroaig = maudlin blog post but watch this: I’m going to bed instead!

That makes sense

Pretty soon you will solidify right where you are and there isn’t anything anyone can do about it. (From my yahoo horoscope today)