The Miguellian Organization today announced that its scientists had successfully cloned their leader Miguel. The claim was initially disputed by other researchers, who were finally forced to offer their congratulations when the Organization supplied proof.
“It was a long process,” Miguellian scientists stated to the press. “We have been working on this for many years.” Encouraged by initial success with lower life forms such as halibut and lab rats, their scientists moved on to sheep and, ultimately Miguel.
Miguellian scientists neither confirmed nor denied whether more cloning projects were underway.
Dear Miguellian Scientists, Hello and would you please make an extra Jack Bauer, you know, the guy on 24? The real one is so stressed out and everything, and who knows how long he’ll last. Thank you.
This is genuinely the best news I’ve heard in quite some time. I’d like to know if I’ll be able to purchase my own Miguel at Cafe Press, or if I will have to make other arrangements.
You’ll have to mail me directly and work something out, because so far I haven’t seen any $$ from cafepress – they recently raised their minimum for a check from $10 to $25… and I can’t imagine anyone paying more than that for a clone…
*wahahaha* Nice one, Mig. Or is it your clone that wrote this?
when you’re done making all those pre-ordered miguels and jack bauers, i’d like an ethan hawke, and another few me to do all the boring chores etc. (cf simpsons halloween episode where homer gets hold of cloning machine).
Can I get a Kylie and Holly Valance to go please?
Would you like mayonnaise with that?