Although in full Bug mode again today, I managed to irritate fewer people because I was at a meeting this morning. It was basically the same as every other meeting I’ve been to, and you too, probably. Colleagues from work sat around a big table in a meeting room writing notes and asking questions, and I spaced out pretty completely. They might as well have been speaking a foreign language of which I had no knowledge.
In fact, it turned out they *were* speaking a foreign language of which I have no knowledge. But it made absolutely no difference! Try this at your next meeting: speak in tongues. Speak backwards like the dwarf on Twin Peaks. Report back to Feral Living.
Coming soon: handling snakes with colleagues and supervisors: do’s and don’t’s.
I’ve found that doodling occult symbols and graphic eviceration diagrams will wrap the meeting up quicker than usual.
D, are you making fun of my favourite pasttime?
Walking into a meeting as though you actually ARE a bug (all fours, very scatterly) seems to help, too.