My meeting

Although in full Bug mode again today, I managed to irritate fewer people because I was at a meeting this morning. It was basically the same as every other meeting I’ve been to, and you too, probably. Colleagues from work sat around a big table in a meeting room writing notes and asking questions, and I spaced out pretty completely. They might as well have been speaking a foreign language of which I had no knowledge.

In fact, it turned out they *were* speaking a foreign language of which I have no knowledge. But it made absolutely no difference! Try this at your next meeting: speak in tongues. Speak backwards like the dwarf on Twin Peaks. Report back to Feral Living.

Coming soon: handling snakes with colleagues and supervisors: do’s and don’t’s.

2 responses to “My meeting

  1. D

    I’ve found that doodling occult symbols and graphic eviceration diagrams will wrap the meeting up quicker than usual.

  2. mrh

    D, are you making fun of my favourite pasttime?

    Walking into a meeting as though you actually ARE a bug (all fours, very scatterly) seems to help, too.