Learning

Today, I learned that if I oversleep by an hour and a half, I can still make it to work on time, and that if you screw the Gatorade lid on crooked after peeling off the metal/plastic composite seal, it leaks copiously down the front of your shirt.

2 responses to “Learning

  1. oh, I bet that was pretty when it dried.

  2. Oink oink at the oink. And while oink oink oink, the oink oink! But oink oink oink oink oink oink oink, although oink. Oink!