remind me of what i really am

Occasionally I am struck by phrases I type in IM conversations or on this blog that would not have been conceivable before the advent of the internet. For example, I just now typed, “i also really want the style sheets accessible thru MT, we have that at RH, but it’s still ftp at FL”.

But there are other phrases I’d like to see that haven’t occurred naturally, such as, “Nickleback dissolved in gigantic tank of citric acid, slowly”.

What phrases are you still waiting for?

5 responses to “remind me of what i really am

  1. Um, well, here’s something that makes me feel old, anyway:

    Elvis Costello is playing a club down the street – the same one where I saw him in ’87, where I saw Nina Hagen and Laurie Anderson in ’85, where I never paid more than $100 to get in (if I paid at all)… and the ticket price is $55.

  2. I’m going with the Nickelback thing. Also we can susbtitute “Scott Stapp” for Nickelback at will.

  3. “Al Gore was eaten by his beard.”

  4. miguel

    i remember paying $1.00 to see Elvis Costello the first time he came to Seattle back in the 80s.

    How about, “President chokes on pretzel” ?

    oh, wait…

  5. miguel

    c’mon, what, no ideas? it’s a contest, winner gets a vienna sausage!

    and a tick!