Miguel: [punches a long series of numbers into telephone, amazed that he can remember his parents' number while simultaneously forgetting PIN codes and passwords at random]
Voice on telephone: Hello?
Miguel: Happy Mother’s Day!
Voice: Why, thank you! How’re you?
Miguel: I’m fine, how’re you? Doing anything special for Mother’s Day?
Voice: I’m watching a squirrel outside the window, on top of the bird feeder your dad put into the big stump.
Miguel: That’s nice.
Voice: We may have salmon later on. It was on special, so I bought four pounds and froze it.
Miguel: We’re having a nice day. I made fruit.
Voice: Oh, a darn fly! I hate it when a fly gets into the house. We’re always careful not to open the doors wide when we come in.
Miguel: Fly, huh.
Voice: Oh, where’d he go? It’s under the table!
Miguel: You’d like it at our house. We live across the street from a pig sty.
Voice: [Loud whacking noise!!] There!
Miguel: Oh! Heh.
Voice: I picked up some roast beef for your dad for lunch. It doesn’t seem to make his feet swell, so I guess it’s low sodium.
Miguel: Anyway, we’re having a nice day…
Voice: Lottery’s $70 million now, have to go over to the mall and get some tickets.
Miguel: Lilac’s blooming…
Voice: Well, I don’t want to run up your telephone bill! Send everyone our love!
Miguel: Same here. Be sure and take it easy for Mother’s Day.