They thought you’d say this: unlikely phrases from real phrase books.

Must I swallow them whole?

Devo engoli-los inteiros?

I’m going to prescribe some suppositories.
Ik geef u een recept voor zetpillen.

She has excellent breasts.
Mae bronnau ardderchog da hi.

What year is it?
Ke ngwaga wa bokaye?

I had yams and fish for two days, and then I ate fern roots.
He ape ne ka i-a ka’u no elua la, a mahope ai au i ka hapuu.

How many years will you stay in Nepal?
Nepaalmaa kati barsa basne?

Here’s to future cooperation between our organizations!
Za nashe budushchee sotrudnichestvo!

[via Uren.Dagen.Nachten.]