Alpha wakes Miguel up early in the morning on 1 April:
Alpha: “Oh, I can’t stand it.”
Miguel: “Huh?”
Alpha: “I just did a pregnancy test.”
Miguel: “Eh?” [Uh-oh]
Alpha: “I’m… I’m pregnant again!”
Miguel: [Resigns self to prospect of a third child and being an old parent] “Aren’t you using that… that…?”
Alpha: “I guess it didn’t work! Wah.”
Miguel: [Finally remembers what day it is] “Oh, happy April fool’s day to you, too.” [Rolls over]