Cat vomit all over door: check.
Make Alpha mad: check.
Car frozen solid: check.
Plague of locusts: too cold, try again in summer.
In the shower today, I remembered, as a perky undergrad, doing a translation for an economics professor of the German Effluent-Charge-System Law. That sure was fun.
One interesting fact I got out of that was the practice, at least 20 years ago, in Germany of totally fucking polluting one river and keeping others relatively clean, instead of sorta polluting all of them.
We take a similar approach at our house with disgusting chores. Like, I get to apply the ointment to festering cat’s sores. Cat vomit on the door this morning: no one even said anything, I just put down my coffee and got out the paper towels. The frozen rat out in the back yard two days ago: me. Etc. etc.
Alpha and I do split human vomit, however.
That’s what I love about being married to a nurse – crap and vomit are his domain, he’s been trained to deal with it, whatever it came out of! ;)
I’m imagining you and alpha pouring human vomit from glass to glass, making sure you both get the exact same amount.
Funny you should mention that. Or, I guess I started that, didn’t I? Gamma went to a birthday party with Alpha today, where she ate *6* frankfurters. Why am I so sure she ate 6, you ask? Or have you figured this out already? Yes, on their way home, Alpha called me from her cell phone and warned me to be waiting with paper towels and tissues, because the kid got carsick. A rare occurrence for Gamma, by the way. Her big sister did it so often we got very blas
You see, this is my sole purpose in dating. I don’t want to ALWAYS clean up the urine, vomit, and excrement ALL of the time. Of course, I can’t imagine this topic going over too well on first dates.
Depends on the date.
that was supposed to have a link.
I don’t know what happened, other than MT refusing icky ew-y vomit fetish links.
http://www.lcctp.com/rie/vomit-fetish.html
I think I have the comments/html thing fixed.