Scene I
[Sound effects: squish, squish, squish, squish]
Slug officer: Company, halt!
Slug officer: Scout! Anything good up there?
Slug scout: Sir! It’s just an old picnic table, sir!
Slug scout: Sir! I can scale it if you wish, sir!
Slug officer: That won’t be necessary, scout. We have reports of hydrangeas in the vicinity.
Slug officer: Company, march!
[Sound effects: squish, squish, squish, squish (fade out)]
Big pot of lettuce on picnic table: Whew.
Scene II
Woman: What’s that on your shirt? Is that a leaf?
Man: Where?
Woman: Turn around. On your back.
Woman: Ew! It’s a slug!
Slug: I’m the KING! OF THE. WORLD!
Man: Eh, get it off, please?
Woman: I’m not touching a slug.
Slug: I claim this territory in the name of my QUEEN!
Man: Here, knock it off with… with this watering can or something.
[Sound effect: watering can knocking slug off man's t-shirt]
Man: Thanks.
Man: I knew I was moving kinda slow lately, but this is ridiculous.
Woman: I don’t see a slime trail, though.
Girl: Maybe it jumped onto you out of a tree.
Scene III
Hedgehog: Ew, this cat food they put out for me is yucky.
Hedgehog: Pass.
[Sound effects: squish, squish, squish, squish]
Slugs: NOMNOMNOMNOM…
Hedgehog: Yum, slugs!
Hedgehog: Ew, they taste like that cat food now.
Hedgehog: Pass.
Slugs: NOMNOMNOMNOM…
The person who discovered NOMNOMNOM was exactly onomatopoetic is as much my hero as the person who popularized emoticons is on my deathwatch list.
I have a title: Day of the Slugs!
hahaha, i can just imagine being there… maybe living in vienna isn’t so bad after all! (and sorry, did i just didn’t get the joke or does day of the slugs really sound that lame?)
Slug: Braaaaains1!!1!
@Beta:
it’s a George C. Scott joke.
“unwittingly, he trained a slug to k1ll the Pr3sident of the Un1ted St4tes”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069946/
Everything that you really did NOT want to know about slugs..
http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pages/project.html
yow. apophallation.
any idea if peptide hormone APGWamide is sold over the counter?