I will be keeping this brief this year, for secret reasons.
Tied for second place are KayO and serendipity.
First place goes to dark horse limerist Perry Iles.
Thanks to everyone who entered.
And my apologies to those of you who tried to enter and were blocked by the overzealous metamorphosism spam-blocker which closes comments after two weeks, bit problematic with a month-long contest. Will try to have the technicians fix that in time for next year’s contest. I am very sorry.
You can go read the entries at the original contest post here.