Metamorphosism » testudo hermanii hermanii http://www.metamorphosism.com We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:28:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 Things I have learned from life with a Greek tortoise http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5502 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5502#comments Sat, 02 May 2020 06:37:23 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5502 Continue reading →]]> IMG_20200429_085812

  • The best time to go is right after the guy has finished mopping the floors from the last time you went.
  • Hence, never shoot all your powder when you go the first time.
  • Third time is the charm, so save a little under your tail.
  • For a victory lap, also keep a little hidden in an indentation on your chest, evolved over millions of years for this purpose.
]]> http://www.metamorphosism.com/?feed=rss2&p=5502 0 Small world http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4728 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4728#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2014 14:33:23 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4728 Continue reading →]]> Beta works at a government ministry in Vienna. Yesterday she told me her boss told her another staff member at the ministry took a picture of our tortoise, which had escaped, and was, I guess, on a sidewalk here in our village, and posted the picture to Facebook prior to secretly returning the tortoise to its flowerbed.

I guess that’s why he is a boss at a ministry, guy knows EVERYTHING.

Also, the staff member is KEVIN BACON.

Or something.

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