What am I?

    Location: A highway outside Vienna.
    Girl: What am I?
    Man: You’re a girl.
    Girl: Come on.
    Man: You’re my daughter.
    Girl: Dad…
    Man: A delightful teenaged girl.
    Girl: You’re not funny.
    Man: What?
    Girl: What am I?
    Man: Waaaa! Not the Guessing Game! Christ, my mind’s not up to… it’s still early!
    Girl: Mwahaha.

    Man: Sigh. Are you an animal or were you of animal origin at some point?
    Girl: Nuh-uh.
    (…)
    Man: So you’re a processed vegetable product that you don’t know what country the vegetable of origin is native to, that could potentially be in our kitchen. What color are you. I mean, are you green?
    Girl: Nuh-uh.
    (…)
    Man: Something made of a vegetable, originally reddish-brown on the outside, white on the inside, okay. You don’t taste sweet, sour or salty. Bitter, then?
    Girl: Nuh-uh.
    Man: Those are the four tastes, child, sweet, sour, salty and bitter. Unless you count monosodium glutamate…
    (…)
    Man: What? An onion slice? A sliced onion?
    Girl: But where am I, exactly?
    Man: Where. Hrm.
    (…)
    Man: Uncle. I give up.
    Girl: In a kebab sandwich.
    Man: An onion slice in a kebab sandwich. Of course.
    Man: Now, what am I? Mwahaha.
    Girl: Animal?
    Man: Yes.
    Girl: Intestinal bacteria?
    Man: Which one?
    Girl: E. coli?
    Man: Ha, but where?
    Girl: In an animal?
    Man: Which one?
    Girl: Politician?
    Man: Feh. Who?
    Girl: George Bush?
    Man: Ha. No.
    Girl: Ronald Reagan?
    Man: Feh. How do you do it?
    Girl: I just know how you think, dad.

3 responses to “What am I?

  1. Child is a taste?

    Someone had to say it, ok.

  2. mig

    A cross between sugar and spice.

  3. ees brilliant, dahhlink. your child ees mahhhhvelous.