Hi mig,
Dlixx has mated you.
4 eggs were produced.
You too can receive mails like this every morning! Believe me, it brightens up your day. I’ve got all these eggs now, because all these young female, Dutch-speaking (women? insects?) are fornicating with me, which permits me to invite people to participate in Breedster. Breedster is, as near as I can tell, a thing where you (to quote one of my children there) eat, defecate, and run out of energy. So it’s a lot like life, only with more copulation. As far as I can tell, there’s no strategy other than that, but it could theoretically serve as another web networking tool: like Friendster, but with BUGS.
So if you want an invitation, let me know and I’ll drop you an egg. First come first serve.
I seem to have dropped my egg. Can I have another please?
Mmm….eggs. Can I have one?
Do I qualify too? Being a young female, Dutch-speaking… something myself? :) Well hey, if you’ve still got some eggs left, I’d love me some! (One will do just fine too, heh.)
Thanks, Mig!
Seems cool… can you drop me one, plz ;-)
oi, I’m young, female and speak Dutch – albeit very badly. Ludicrously badly, in fact. Can I’ve an egg anyways? (Don’t know why I’m even asking for a damn egg, except that it’s Monday and mysterious offerings are short on the ground).
Oh, Mig! You’re a granddad! (Well you will be, once the eggs hatch.)
Drop me one of those eggs… I wanna find out what it’s all about.
And Mig… you seem to attracht people who at least understand Dutch… And 50% of them is young and felmale… (What am I doing wrong?)
I’m so proud, Meike.
Only on my blog, Bauke, alas.
(I just found a site that lists Teh Bug as a “Dutch-language site”. I guess that means Dutch is easy, it’s basically English with typos.)
Its all Greek to me.
I’ve decided to journey to that dark spot in the slightly center middle of the map and see what’s going on there. The journey is perilous and long with much eating, shitting and shagging going on. Once I get there I may have to throw a ring into a cauldron of fire, I don’t know.
Hey, I want to be invited too. I want eggs.
Can I have an egg? please? poterat-snail-mail.net
May I have an egg please?
add me please.
Can I have an egg, please?
I’ve been looking everywhere for a viable egg and would be happy to get one :)
It seems like I MUST be too late, but I’d love an egg if you still have one. I have yet to see what Breedster is like from the inside, and I’m terribly curious.
Thanks.