Condensed from post below.

1. Novel etc etc. TMC 2004? Not sure about that one, Bauke. I’m still sore from the last one.

2. More making fun of memes
3. See if Amazon has resolve for Eeksy-Peeksy
4. More fiction etc etc. (Or at least get rid of the date-stamping over at Pain Suit so it’s not so obvious when I go so long between posts there)
5. “Reach detente with the cat.” Which pissed on bath mat again yesterday, and appears to like dodging snowballs in back yard.
6. Reduce creepiness about daughter’s friend. Now listen: no creepiness, seriously. She is a talented, intelligent kid who I wish would get more support for that from her environment. Who is at this moment vacationing in Mexico with family. Probably in a bikini.
7. More glitter. This is an easy one, I have two daughters. When I vacuum the house, the bag is half full of glitter, and half of tinsel. “Shlick” is the sound a Barbie shoe makes shooting up the vacuum hose.
8. Post often. Aw.
9. More bluegrass? What about Irish trad?
10. King of the Hill, is that something to do with TV?
11. Exercize and eat my silliness.
12. Something weekly with Alpha.
13. Something with Bug. Emulate success of Chrales Shclutz.
14. Hook up Zambian deathrock lioness thingy with agent, helicopters. Enjoy advance, massive dinner.