It was late, Clark the Orderly With One Leg Shorter Than The Other had just wheeled out the last client of the day, into Recovery and I was spraying air freshener around the evaluation room when Professor K. came onto the intercom and asked to see me.
Women are attractive if they are significantly older than your daughter but significantly younger than your mother. That’s the rule. I don’t have a daughter, so that means anyon younger than about 65 is cool.
I’ve known women in their seventies and eighties who were cool, including the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. Not that I’d be tempted to date them in a date-date sense, just very positive, rewarding people to be around.
Wasn’t it Don Henley who said, the good thing about getting older is the younger women still look as good as they ever did, and older women look a lot better than they used to?
Maybe, but I’m in the John Henley Must Die camp.