- Regularly forgets birthdays
- Has a thing about fog, and deer
- And insects
- Headlight burns out a lot
- Very busy lately
- Might be a Martian
- Reads A Moveable Beast whenever internet connection not bogged down, as well as all those other guys over on the right
- Likes the cello, and metal
Internet Thing I Wish I Understood, #82:
Sometimes this orange light lights up, telling me I have an incoming call, but my Caller I.D. never knows who it is. Am I missing out on important messages from the Great Beyond, or, like spam about increasing my bust size? It’s a vexing question.