Cut down two small hazelnut trees because, sorry trees, ferns moving in.
On way to compost heap, roughly even with the swingset, encounter a little girl who says, “those trees would make a nice house.”
Attach large limbs to swingset with string. Small limbs make nice thatched roof.
House is finished, now go find a bucket so little girl can cook; and some sticks, so she can make fire, and a trowel so she can spread rocks throughout your yard, which, no problem, you’ll find again when you mow.
Off topic: nice new Xray bug. very Cool