As you know, I live deep inside a mountain and influence events from a distance. I had been postponing our harp trip to France due to storms, blizzards, avalanche warnings, flood warnings and more storms until I realized that I was causing these problems by not going. I figured next on the list is volcanoes, seismic activity and swarms of winged vermin so we went and now flowers are blooming everywhere.
But this is not enough for me. I will stop at nothing until world domination is achieved and I can play Scrabble with their teeth. They know who they are. And my agents are everywhere.
“truly you have a dizzying intellect.”
wait till i get going.
This is Agent Number 8349950025 eporting in from Washington State. Mt. St.Helens let out a large cloud due to your efforts, I’m not sure if the populace really understood the implicit threat. I recommend sending plume to 50,000 feet next time. Over and Out.
Hey Mig…if you’re worried that your Viennese friends might snub your carbon fiber cello, just slap a bunch of stickers on it. That will calm them. I’m sure of it.
Oh…I forgot to add…congratulations…it’s exciting news! I wish I could play an instrument!
I wish I could, too.
Dear Agent Number 8349950025: needs more lava.