I’m growing tired of the current title up at the top of this page, “You Forgot Poland,” and would like to change it, say (after listening to the radio on the way home yesterday) to “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,” or (after listening to DePhazz on a sampler this morning titled “Bar Lounge Classics”) “Looks like time for that certain holiday.” Eventually it will change, sometime soon, but for now it stays since traffic has climbed by about 50% due to random innocent googleetceteraers coming by (repeat traffic has remained unchanged).
The only time I’ve seen a larger increase in traffic due to specific searches was shortly after 9/11 when the phrase “Bin Laden Jokes” ended up in a post somehow, and produced quite a spike.
Obviously, I have nothing to say today. The hedgehogs appear to be hibernating. It turns out that Central European hedgehogs are the world’s sleepiest mammals, moving my wife and me into 2nd and 3rd places. Also the turtle tortoise has hidden herself beneath some leaves in her box. My mother-in-law wanted my father-in-law to bathe the tortoise yesterday; luckily my wife caught them before they had disturbed the animal.
And so it goes. Wish I had a TV to watch the “final” “presidential” “debates” tonight. From what I’ve heard, the bar has been set so low for Bush that he somehow can’t lose. Scowling? Smirking? Confused? Defensive? Senile? Running amok? Cheating? Stupid or just brain-damaged? At least he didn’t reach into his pants and play with his poop.
It’s a sad world we live in.
Funny at times, but sad.
do tortoises need to be bathed???
no. they clean themselves like cats. only it takes longer.
You know, it never occurred to me to wonder if tortoises had tongues. For some reason, I’m now chuckling about this. I don’t know why…
They don’t have lips, so that’s how they kiss.
For some reason that reminds me: my 5 year-old nephew recently asked his parents, “How do you mate?” during a drive in the family car. During the pause while my sister and her husband each waited for the other to field the question, nephew added, “Does dad climb onto your back?”
> They don’t have lips, so that’s how they kiss.
They kiss? This gets more and more confusing/disturbing/intriguing.
You can find videos of the “joint appearances” online. Here’s the first one: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/mmedia/politics/093004-15v.htm
and the Vice Presidential farce: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/mmedia/politics/100504-16v.htm
and the “town hall” thing: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/mmedia/politics/100804-15v.htm
“set the bar so low”… maybe we can hope that he’ll think it’s a limbo bar, and try to go under.
you should try “need some wood?” as an alternative to “you forgot poland”.
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001019.html
I was gonna say somethin’ about playin’ with my poop, but I forgot what. Georgie Bush