Man: It’s so nice to be able to go into your yard and pick food. Fresh cucumbers! Tomatoes! Chili peppers! Beets!

Woman: Plums! Nuts! Zucchini!

Daughter 1: We should get a cow. Then we’d always have milk.

Daughter 2: Or chickens. Then we’d always have eggs.

Daughter 1: Chickens, bleah. Do you want eggs every day?

Daughter 2: Pigs! We should get a pig. Then it could have baby pigs…

Man: Aw…

Daughter 2: …and we’d have bacon every Sunday!