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		<title>Improving the urban experience</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2019 09:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Das Gehirn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[improving the urban experience]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just wondering if commuting would be improved by more vocal Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses like, if they cat-called passersby, like hey, sinner, hey, hey! and instead of just holding their Watchtowers, they waved them or fanned themselves with them when they got hot in their overcoats hey, enjoy your apocalypse, sinner! sinner, hey!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just wondering<br />
if commuting would be improved<br />
by more vocal Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses<br />
like, if they cat-called<br />
passersby, like<br />
<em>hey, sinner, hey, hey!</em><br />
and instead of just holding their<br />
Watchtowers, they waved them<br />
or fanned themselves with them<br />
when they got hot in their overcoats<br />
<em>hey, enjoy your apocalypse, sinner!<br />
sinner, hey!</em></p>
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