Metamorphosism » breakfast https://www.metamorphosism.com We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Tue, 10 Feb 2026 05:58:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 Self-sufficiency https://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4151 https://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4151#comments Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:55:41 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4151 Continue reading →]]> Man: It’s so nice to be able to go into your yard and pick food. Fresh cucumbers! Tomatoes! Chili peppers! Beets!

Woman: Plums! Nuts! Zucchini!

Daughter 1: We should get a cow. Then we’d always have milk.

Daughter 2: Or chickens. Then we’d always have eggs.

Daughter 1: Chickens, bleah. Do you want eggs every day?

Daughter 2: Pigs! We should get a pig. Then it could have baby pigs…

Man: Aw…

Daughter 2: …and we’d have bacon every Sunday!

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