https://www.metamorphosism.com We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:28:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 https://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5400 https://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5400#comments Wed, 29 May 2019 13:53:12 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5400 Continue reading →]]> A woman *roughly* my age was walking a little dog.
Is that your crow? She asked.
Technically, it’s a jackdaw, I said.
(I didn’t really say that.)
No, what I said was, Actually, I don’t know who belongs to whom. Why do you ask?
Because it looks like you’re taking him for a walk.
The *jackdaw* had been following me for about a block.
On foot. The other crows do more swooping and flying. The jackdaws walk more, it seems. This one walks most of all.
A couple days later, he caught up with me again, a few blocks away.
I gave him a peanut, he followed me.
He had a comical waddling gait.
He stuck out his chest/belly and sort of waddled from side to side.
I tried to take his picture, but as soon as I held up my phone he turned his back.
I had to bribe him with another peanut, then he let me take a profile shot.
I sent my wife the picture and she said, Is he impersonating you?
I, what, huh?
Are you impersonating me, bird? I asked.
The way I see it, there are three possibilities:

1. That’s just the way jackdaws walk.
2. He thought he’d get more peanuts if he acted more like a human, and that’s the way humans look to him.
3. He really was taking the piss.

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