Comments on: 2015 St. Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

By: Bran

Bran — Sun, 15 Feb 2015 07:39:50 +0000

Bran for her design work and extensive other help

I’m not sure what help that was, but I’ll take your gratitude. You’re welcome.

Congratulations, winners.
Kimmy Alan for Miss Congeniality 2015!

By: mig

mig — Sun, 15 Feb 2015 04:31:49 +0000

AND THE WINNERS ARE:
Thank you to all the entrants. Your creative responses to the rule changes, bonus themes and even hardship point requirements were inspiring.ü++++++++++++++++++++++ (sorry, kitten on keyboard)
After consultation with the judges, we have the following winners:äööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö (sorry kitten again)
patmac
KayO
Perry Iles
Madeline Begun Kane

Winners please PM me on facebook or mail me at metamorphosist (at) gmail (dot) com to arrange shipment of your prizes.

Thanks again to everyone – Bran for her design work and extensive other help; to the judges for their dedicated work,and especially to all entrants. Happy Valentine’s Day!

By: Kimmy Alan

Kimmy Alan — Sun, 15 Feb 2015 02:38:08 +0000

I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed this little competition. It was enjoyable to see their are other devious minds out there besides mine. Thanks to metamorphosis for sponsoring it.

“Wouldn’t it be cool this group got together for a few drinks?”

By: KayO

KayO — Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:43:06 +0000

There was a fanatic named Gideon
Whose erections were fierce and quotidian.
He decided to titrate
Potassium nitrate,
Then joined up to be Branch Davidian.

By: Beryl Dov

Beryl Dov — Fri, 13 Feb 2015 05:09:51 +0000

There was this Chinook lad who was quite skookum,
Who took girls out and forcibly duke’em.
But one Valentine’s Day
His date had had the final say ~
She tied his balls to a grenade and nuked’em.

By: Vincent Wilcox

Vincent Wilcox — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:25:21 +0000

Final edit, you need an edit post option on this site.

There was a young lady called Sophie
Who most thought of as being a bit dopy
But behind her facade
She was not cold and hard
Instead she was very wet and rosy.

By: Vincent Wilcox

Vincent Wilcox — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:21:39 +0000

Not sure now which makes most nonsense.

By: Vincent Wilcox

Vincent Wilcox — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:21:15 +0000

It evolves, simplified.

There was a young lady called Sophie
Who most thought of as being a bit dopy
But behind her facade
She was not cold and hard
Instead was very wet and rosy.

By: Vincent Wilcox

Vincent Wilcox — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:17:19 +0000

There was a young lady called Sophie
Who most thought of as being a bit dopy
But behind her facade
Things were not cold and hard
Instead they were very wet and rosy.

Minor correction.

By: Vincent Wilcox

Vincent Wilcox — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:11:06 +0000

There was a young lady called Sophie
Who most thought of as being a bit dozy
But behind her facade
Things were not cold and hard
Instead they were very wet warm and rosy

By: perry iles

perry iles — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 12:50:20 +0000

E coli and c difficile
Will hurt your intestines for real
And some drunken sot
Will say they forgot
To wash hands when preparing a meal

By: perry iles

perry iles — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 12:45:26 +0000

E coli happens, it’s said
If you’re careless with things that are dead
If you’ve drunk yourself stupid
Whilst welcoming cupid
Try not to E coli the bed.

By: KayO

KayO — Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:49:41 +0000

Bravo, perry iles!

By: perry iles

perry iles — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 01:05:53 +0000

The prevalence of epistasis
On a protein meniscus leaves traces
A small surface deposit
Of which doctors posit
Could cure the Black Plague in some places

By: perry iles

perry iles — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 00:59:27 +0000

Price-fixing cartels aren’t allowed
Two’s company, three is a crowd
But oilmen and bankers
Are greedy old wankers
And of their misdeeds they seem proud