Beta Version » Norway http://www.metamorphosism.com/betaversion beautiful, creepy, honest, critical Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:13:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 On vandalized meatballs and hopscotching cows http://www.metamorphosism.com/betaversion/?p=348 http://www.metamorphosism.com/betaversion/?p=348#comments Tue, 12 Apr 2011 08:25:59 +0000 admin http://www.metamorphosism.com/betaversion/?p=348 Continue reading →]]> this morning, I woke up to my roommate’s exasperated “why are your meatballs on the table?”, which made me jump out of bed at a speed reserved for fires and free ice cream. I found my recently bought 1000g bag of meatballs gutted on the kitchen table. the same kitchen table that daily refutes the idea of communism actually working for longer than half a day.
not just any meatballs, either. Ikea meatballs! the best, and proudly ordered and paid for in Norwegian. side dish in spe to my simple diet of spinach and quinoa, they were to be the highlight of my next few weeks. and now, defrosted on the table by some *** who was too drunk even to pop them in the oven. I won’t miss this part of the experience- I prefer dorms with locks on the fridge & freezer. now my roommates are all getting free meatballs- since I didn’t want them to go bad and did not exactly feel up to the feat of consuming about 30,000 calories for breakfast.
on the other hand, and speaking of calories, I hopscotched with a cow two days ago to earn my free ben & jerry’s. yes, they give away free ben & jerry’s about twice a week here. and no, they don’t just give it away, they make you work for it. and if you don’t flick the stone in the right square, go again as often as you must! because that coffee coffee buzz buzz caramel chew chew may be gratis, aber nicht umsonst.

(cows -> meatballs or ice cream?)

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