She says: “[Jack Ryan] took me to two clubs in New York during the day. One club I refused to go in. It had mattresses in cubicles. The other club he insisted I go to. . . . It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.”
He says: “There’s no breaking of the Ten Commandments anywhere.”
She says: …he took me to a sex club in Paris, without telling me where we were going. I told him I thought it was out of his system. I told him he had promised me we would never go. People were having sex everywhere. I cried, I was physically ill. [He] became very upset with me, and said it was not a “turn on” for me to cry.
He says:“If that’s the worst, then I think people will say, gosh, that guy’s lived a pretty clean life.”
Assuming Republican still = Conservative, imagine the fun Democrats are having.
The Republicans have decided suddenly that the sex lives of politicians don’t matter.
Anyway, I’ve got five more gmail invitations for the first five metamorphosism.com readers who ask me. Make the subject line “George Bush endangers democracy” so I’ll know you’re a friend.
That reminds me, I think I have an invitation as well. Mail me at metamorphosist at that gmail dot com thing if you’re interested, preference given to suggestive content.
Make that several.
Ryan’s opponent, Barack Obama, is leaving the issue alone, content to let Ryan wreck himself. Anyway, he’d rather run against Ryan than a stand-in, who could only look good by comparison now. My guess is that the Republicans will unplug Ryan: that way they can keep the moral high ground and maybe even win an election.
Aside: doesn’t “Senator Barack Obama” sound like a contemporary of “Chancellor Palpatine,” “Jedi Master Mace Windu,” et al?
If I was Mr. Ryan, I’d be worrying about a Borg revenge attack. Or perhaps the Borg can’t assimilate you if the Republicans already have.
I think he’s safe: the Borg only assimilate species that possess desirable qualities.