Which onea you fuckers
peed on my phone
on the kitchen table last night?
When I picked it up this morning
it swished not swiped
It’s a miracle it still works
I don’t wanna know who it was
Just don’t let it happen again
or I’ll i don’t know what.
not that I’ll forget so quick,
whenever I pick it up to
check likes on Instagram
it smells like betrayal
Anything you leave in cat-accessible spaces over night is subject to random peeage. The smell of cat-hate.
*sigh*
Don’t I know it. Why they haven’t killed themselves shorting out kitchen appliances yet I cannot fathom.