Cultural criticism

Which onea you fuckers
peed on my phone
on the kitchen table last night?
When I picked it up this morning
it swished not swiped
It’s a miracle it still works
I don’t wanna know who it was
Just don’t let it happen again
or I’ll i don’t know what.
not that I’ll forget so quick,
whenever I pick it up to
check likes on Instagram
it smells like betrayal

2 responses to “Cultural criticism

  1. TH

    Anything you leave in cat-accessible spaces over night is subject to random peeage. The smell of cat-hate.


  2. mig

    Don’t I know it. Why they haven’t killed themselves shorting out kitchen appliances yet I cannot fathom.