Predictions for 2010
- It will be foggy
- I will sleep until 8 AM
- Which is really late by my standards
- The cats will be hungry
- But the picky, sensitive red cat still won’t eat anything with the others
- It will be foggy
- The coffee is done
- Everyone else will still be asleep
- I will be really happy I didn’t set anything on fire with those pretty big skyrockets I was shooting off last night
- From a friend’s roof
- Which was made of grass
- It will be foggy
- And now smells a lot like fireworks
- But I did apologize
- That’s what happens when you invite pyromaniacs to a New Year’s party
- “Party”
- Man there were some funny people there
- The decade won’t actually end for another year
- It’s not hard to figure out. I mean, count to ten.
- There: What number did you start with, zero?
- Or one?
- Putz.
- It will be foggy
And rainy. A good year to stay in bed, perhaps. At least for another hour.
Am really enjoying your writing.
Yeah, you’ve heard it before but still I wanted to say it.
There it is.
H.