Gonna take a week off. Gonna go to Hell. Send ya a postcard. Hey I’m doin’ swell! Wish you were here. Aloha from Hell. I’ll be dancin’ thru the flames. Like a devil in disguise. You can hear me sing. But not by satellite. You can hear me sing. Aloha from Hell. Gonna get a lei. Ring o’fire round my neck. Big ol’ she-devil kiss. Aw hell! What the heck? I’m packin’ my duds. Aloha from Hell. I’ll be glad to get away. Up here everything’s so swell. You know some like it hot and down there it’s hot as Hell. Don’t forget to write. Aloha from Hell.
(The Cramps, “Aloha From Hell”)
Bye, Mr. Lux
What of Toni the exotic dancer
The Legion of Mary wanted to lance her
They went on a trip
and when drowned on the ship
Exeunt all the rats that enhanced her
That reminds me of Maud the Munificent
To see her was money well spent
But for the love rats
it was just tit for tat
Ergo Maud often earned not a cent
You see Anon, now shall we go on
with our ladies and habits thereon
we have such a store
of pussy galore
Ergo the rats I’m afraid, they are gone
I’m so sorry Dita Von Teese
That I linked your name with sleaze
Now I see your photo,
mirabile dictu
The face of an angel reprieves
Sorry posting in the wrong box again. Yikes