The story starts when the protagonist opens a lost diplomat’s email

Pew-pew-pew! Lasers! Pew-pew-pew!

Nanowrimo. On the one hand.

But, on the other hand.

Who knows?

I’m tempted.

I have this mental image of a rusty bus overgrown with blackberries, being jumpstarted by kids plugging half a mile of stolen extension cords into a socket at a dialysis center.

Who knows?

I googled “plot generators”.

Castles are popular.

In her new book, “How to be an explorer of the world,” Keri Smith mentions a meditation exercise used by Leonard, which involves imagining being Leonard Cohen. What exactly would he have to do?

4 responses to “The story starts when the protagonist opens a lost diplomat’s email

  1. Paul

    Hey, this will be my daughters second year with Nanowrimo. (She also did the script in a month version). So far, no best sellers, but she is only 14, that guy who wrote Eragon didn’t write a best seller until he was 18, so I’m cutting her some slack.

  2. I’m thinking Pew-Pew-Pew! is an excellent possibility for opening sentence. Call me Pew-Pew-Pew! Lasers!

    That’s raw material right there, that is.

  3. mig

    i first read that sentence in a list of runners-up in a bad writing contest i now can’t find, otherwise i’d link it. all i know is, it wasn’t the bulwer lytton.

  4. zeynep

    I don’t know about the bad writing contest, but apparently you can buy t-shirts that say pew pew pew :))

    http://www.zazzle.com/pew+pew+pew+tshirts

    I think it is time to call that hobo spider Mig and write a story