Don’t ask

Little girl: What’s… do you…?
Man: Eh?
Little girl: Is that an earring?
Man: Oh. I just cut myself shaving.
Little girl: …
Man: Don’t ask.
Little girl: How do you cut your ear shaving?
Man: I said Don’t ask.

2 responses to “Don’t ask

  1. Trish

    The year: 1998
    The place: Dublin
    The child: Slightly scared, bright-eyed five year old boy called Jacob
    The subject: Mig’s ‘flexible ear’ hallowe’en costume
    Don’t ask

  2. mig

    what goes around comes around…