Hypothesis: Corn meal, while adding interesting elements of taste and texture to Mig’s Interesting Pizza Dough [Note: I would be willing to change the name to Mig's Incredible Pizza Dough in exchange for a deal with the marketers of The Incredibles. Or not.] can build clumps baked to a hardness capable of breaking a molar and requiring an emergency trip to the dentist, where he takes forever to get the dental dam thing on you and his assistant, although a pretty Gothic-type pale blonde, sits just out of your line of sight and is a bit lax about sucking the water and saliva back out of your mouth so you half-drown during the repair process and when you get back to work you TWALK WIKE A STWOKE ICKTIN until after lunch due to the novocaine.
Experiment results: Hypothesis confirmed.
i don’t even need to tell you the kinds of hits you’re going to get now for “dental dam” and “gothic-type pale blonde”. sorry about your tooth though.
I celebrated the recent Bush “inauguration” by getting over 1000 hits for combinations involving the phrase “Bush twins”.
Pale, gothic Bush twins.
Condoleezza Rice with a dental dam on a grand piano, with Bush twins.
Hey, it’s a contest!
For future reference, the cornmeal goes UNDER the pizza dough, not IN the pizza dough.
You forgot Brahms: Condoleezza Rice with a dental dam on a grand piano with Bush twins and Brahms topless.
Brahms nipple slip.
Speaking of contests… is it too early for Valentine’s limmericks?
Thanks for reminding me. Just in time.