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		<title>Ba Babam bib nobocam, a play in 1 act</title>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the electronic goods megamart after getting a filling at the dentist:<br />
Man: (looking in vain for iPhone charger for wife)<br />
Salesman: (hiding from customers between coffee machine aisle and room ventilator aisle because it is about 2 minutes before quittin time)<br />
Man: (spots salesman)<br />
Man: (all dialogue translated from German to English) BEA AH ZA CHACHAKABA HOA IHONE?<br />
Salesman: Ehm&#8230;<br />
Man: (with great effort) CHACHA. KABA. HOA. IHONE.<br />
Salesman: Do you know which model? Is it a new model or an older one?<br />
Man: EGUGA I HINK HMMM NOT SO NUU EBI OAD ON? OAD USB?<br />
Salesman: Actually may I recommend the standard Apple brand product in that case? Same price as the knockoffs.<br />
Man: (Takes recommended products, thumbs up, exit via cash register)</p>
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