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	<title>Metamorphosism &#187; movie premiere</title>
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		<title>Dramas are cheaper than comedies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, it&#8217;s freezing out. Winter. But Odin doesn&#8217;t wear his hat when he goes to the store. He doesn&#8217;t want to make it any harder for the crows to recognize him, and he thinks a hat might do that. It sure freaks out his cats when he wears a hat. So, no hat. He buys &#8230; <a href="http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=4573">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, it&#8217;s freezing out.</p>
<p>Winter.</p>
<p>But Odin doesn&#8217;t wear his hat when he goes to the store. He doesn&#8217;t want to make it any harder for the crows to recognize him, and he thinks a hat might do that. It sure freaks out his cats when he wears a hat.</p>
<p>So, no hat.</p>
<p>He buys honey-roasted peanuts and a baloney sandwich in a poppyseed roll. The crows meet him at the bench. Not immediately. He stands there for a minute eating peanuts before the first one, the grey one that reminds him of a duck, Huginn, appears on a telephone wire and swoops down for a piece of baloney sandwich.</p>
<p>Then the second grey one swoops down from the left and fights over another piece of sandwich with Muninn until Odin tosses them a couple more pieces.</p>
<p>For a while, they all hang out, eating silently.</p>
<p>Odin feels particularly unstuck in the multiverse today. All day, he has been slipping easily from one to another.</p>
<p>He is at a movie premiere with his daughter. Standing in the cinema lobby, they crack jokes and watch people, observing the different tribes that show up at movie premieres &#8211; the movie actors, the journalists, the photographers, the fans, the weirdos.</p>
<p>They wonder if they should buy popcorn. They agree popcorn should be handed out free at movie premieres. They count uncanny botox foreheads.</p>
<p>Botulinum toxin is the most lethal toxin there is, his daughter says. 100 mg would be enough to kill everyone in the world.</p>
<p>Like Odin himself, Odin&#8217;s daughter is a fertile source of useless facts. This makes Odin smile. He has been smiling all evening.</p>
<p>You might want to use 200 mg, though, just to be sure, Odin says.</p>
<p>His daughter has another thing in common with him, too: she attracts nuts. Odin realizes this when a little man appears in their personal space and asks her if she is an actress in the movie they are about to watch.</p>
<p>She laughs and says no.</p>
<p>The lobby is very crowded and noisy now, and the man talks fast, so Odin catches only a portion of what he says, but he hears him say that a local film festival always shows dramas, but never comedies or action films, because dramas are the cheapest. He has something white in the corner of his mouth.</p>
<p>Probably food.</p>
<p>Is that right, Odin says. He moves to stand between the little man and his daughter.</p>
<p>So they show dramas. And documentaries. Documentaries are even cheaper than dramas.</p>
<p>For a while, he tells them about a movie he recently watched. Odin runs through his entire repertoire of things you do to signal a conversation is winding down, but nothing works.</p>
<p>Finally, Odin says, well okay then, grabs his daughter and walks with her to another corner of the lobby.</p>
<p>At one point, Odin gets the autograph of an actress his daughter and he both like.</p>
<p>At another point, they watch the movie. It is okay. It is a comedy, not a drama, and they laugh a lot. Afterwards, the cast come onstage and talk for a while, then Odin and his daughter go home.</p>
<p>Although Odin is unstuck in the multiverse, he is not entirely without control.</p>
<p>On days like this, he can slip almost effortlessly from one universe to another.</p>
<p>He is in his car, realizing it is snowing.</p>
<p>He is riding a train.</p>
<p>He is someone else, in 1972.</p>
<p>He is a man waiting for crows.</p>
<p>He is watching a beautiful woman.</p>
<p>He is playing Arvo Pärt with his daughter &#8211; she plays the piano and he plays the cello. Then they give up and he switches to the singing saw and they play it that way, and laugh and laugh.</p>
<p>He is digging post holes with another man, holding a heavy motorized auger between them.</p>
<p>He is back with the crows.</p>
<p>What say the hanged?</p>
<p>Live it up.</p>
<p>What say the slain?</p>
<p>They say live it up, too.</p>
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