http://www.metamorphosism.com We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:28:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5233 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5233#comments Sat, 23 Dec 2017 17:19:13 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5233 Continue reading →]]> Cat: (Takes hit of catnip) So — who would win in a fight, an accordion or a vacuum cleaner?
Other cat: (Engrossed in moving dot of sunlight on wall) Hrm. Hmm.
Cat: (Passes catnip) It might depend on the accordion.
Other cat: Yeah.
Cat: Right? Button accordion or piano accordion, right?
Other cat: Totally.
Cat: Not to mention unisonoric or bisonoric.
Other cat: And diatonic or chromatic.
Cat: (Takes another hit of catnip) And Mig’s has that extra button that makes the scary breathing noise.
Other cat: Mig’s could totally take a vacuum, hands down.
Cat: (Nods) I abhor…
Other cat: (Holds up paw) Don’t say it, dude.

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