Comments on: Are we there yet?

By: mig

mig — Fri, 28 May 2004 01:18:29 +0000

That reminds me of a newspaper article I read as a kid back in Washington State about some guys on a local reservation arrested for pissing into whisky bottles and selling them as, you know, whisky.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 28 May 2004 00:24:07 +0000

But you really don’t need any extra holes in your head. I mean brain. Absinthe is contraindicated, at least for 99% of us, plus it turns you into a total asshole while you’re high on it. Good lord, the assholery around these parts in the late 80s – early 90s, when someone had a Czech connection. Much more fun is a cool old bottle from an estate store, plus some Everclear, blue curacao, and a drop of yellow food coloring. The diplomats will never know the difference.

By: anne

anne — Thu, 27 May 2004 21:08:28 +0000

i see the signs, mig. can you see the signs? they are quite large, and they can be seen from a distance; they are signs that one might see on the side of the road, for example. guiding signs, directional signs, signs that tell you that you are heading in a particular direction for some purpose or another.
and, uhm, the signs are GREEN.

translation: the beverage you desire is practically already IN THE GLASS.